Everybody faps...sometimes.

This message has been sent direct from Dagobah. I will not try to sugar coat this post. It is exactly what it seems to be. I have grown weary of those who try to deny the basic human instinct to maintain one's self...by fapping. I do it. You do it. We all do it. Let's just call it what it is. Fun and important. It's a magical moment we can share with ourselves to make the world a little brighter. The mere existence of Lara Croft, Princess Zelda, Bayonetta and Lindsey Lohan (okay, maybe not Lindsey Lohan) prove that we must fap. We must! So let us unite and shout to the skies with our heads held high. "We fap and we are proud!" This message has been sent direct from Dagobah.